- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

knock knock who's there? faith

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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