- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Women's rights.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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