Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Where's the soap?

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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