Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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