- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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