A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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sky silverstein

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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