- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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