A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Please don't shoot me

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Lets Go Lakers!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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