A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Guest what? Dog

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Your mums a potato

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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