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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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