what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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