what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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women's rights

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Title IX

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Jersey Shore.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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im telling maguire

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

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