- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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