- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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