3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I am dyslexic

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Irish sobriety

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the new green? Green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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