What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

hiya

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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