- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Ain't idn't a word.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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