why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Anti Joke

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