How would you rule?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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