- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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