- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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