What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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