- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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