A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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