why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats chinese noodles

A dog was barking at a tree

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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