- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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