- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Grace Ackerson

Go away still nothing to see

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Yellow People !!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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