Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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