- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

you give like i give lomain

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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