- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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