There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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