What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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KOOKABURRA

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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