Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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I love you

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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