Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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