- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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