- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

whats black and strange a paki

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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