What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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your face is kinda funny

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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