What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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