- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

you give like i give lomain

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's your blood type? Red.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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