Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's worse than this That :(

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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