A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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