- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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