- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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