What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call an arab ?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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