- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Caolan and Eamon

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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