according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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