Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

justin beiber sucks

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what are three short words? i a am

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

all the kids had fun

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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