What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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