Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What? Yes.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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