did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

who's a slut... you're mom

Hats better than a stick? A stone

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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