When life throws knives at you, run away.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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