- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What are annoying? Ads.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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