Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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