- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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