Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What black and has children A black man

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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i saw amango it splootered

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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