- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Im gay What about you

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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