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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

2 black kids walk into school

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

think twice or at least think

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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