- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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