- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the fish say after he

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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