Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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pull my finger (farts)

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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