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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

su algato es en fuego

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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