I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Pickles

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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