- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

binladin walks into the american seals

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I like school Said no one ever.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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