- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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