Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

So a seal walks into a club.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I am a women

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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