What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A hill billy went fishing

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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