What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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