What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A Fat Kenyan

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Grace Ackerson

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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