- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

identical jokes get different votes.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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