- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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